im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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