Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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