Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
