Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I currently don't understand fingers.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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