worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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