Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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