fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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