Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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