Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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