Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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