just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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