Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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