So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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