that's an acceptable place to lick
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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