I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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