Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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