how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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