Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Holy shit dude........stairs
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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