I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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