It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize