Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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