Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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