Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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