Christians are straight up FREAKS
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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