I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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