Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Pooping to opera.
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