I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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