Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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