shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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