see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
no. you can't hotbox the world.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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