Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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