DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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