its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
