you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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