i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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