I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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