When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize