just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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