it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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