At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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