I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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