My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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