So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
