it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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