Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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