I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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