if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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