I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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