...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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