her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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