Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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