Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I am one with the molecules
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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