Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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