I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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