Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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