We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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