I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I understand Curling. That high.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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