He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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